Sir Ugghra, half-orc aristocrat:
Sir Ugghra bravely advanced down the hall toward this fearsome monster when...
Grognardsw wrote:Determining that an enlarged Ugghra can negotiate the corridors down here, Orando casts the spell.
"What?" said the refined gentle-orc as Orando placed a hex upon him.
Suddenly, a startling and most shocking transformation overtook him! Away from the sight of those who had not yet descended the shaft, his form detonated upward, convulsing as it grew to proportions bloated, enormous and inhuman. He cried out in pain as his mind and soul somehow seemed to undergo a dramatic transformation as well! The elf witch's unwanted enchantment must have had other, insidious purposes, because Sir Ugghra's noble visage was likewise changed; overtaken and twisted with an aspect that utterly lacked elegance and refinement. It was one of cruelty and hate now, a brutal expression that rendered Sir Ugghra almost unrecognizable as the man they once knew.
This gigantic, barbarous, monstrous Ugghra's cry of pain was likewise altered, mid shout, into a roar of primal joy and malice,
“RRRRAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!”
"AT LAST!" he bellowed most noisily.
"FREE AGAIN!
"IT'S A GOOD THING THAT OLD FOOL IS DEAD," he insisted, apparently referring to the late Mr. Odilo.
"I'D HAVE SNAPPED HIS FUCKING NECK FOR WHAT HE DARED DO TO ME!"
The repulsive horror looked down at Orando.
“THANK YOU, YOU MINCING FAGGOT. FOR THAT, I SHAN'T MURDER YOU TODAY."
It glanced at the tunnel under the altar and barked,
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS HAVEN'T PROGRESSED 10 FEET WITHOUT ME!"
It sniffed the air.
"AT LEAST YOU'VE BRUNG ME SOMETHING TO KILL. THERE'S A GOOD GIRL."
Then, in manner most unbecoming a gentleman, and forsaking all chivalric laws of armed combat, it loped down the hall toward the other giant monster like some feral beast, holding the sacred two-handed sword of many generations of his good family like a dagger, and, seemingly possessed by the devil, leapt out at the vulture animal with murderous glee in its eyes and on its lips.
Ugghra Monster: To Hit: [1d20+6] = 19+6 = 25, Damage vs. L: [3d6+9] = 11+9 = 20
- If the thing sees Krual Caine coming, he'll fight it from the edge of the tunnel to hamper it. Otherwise, he'll try to surprise it.
"RAAAUUUGHGGHGHH!" the ghastly giant monster thundered with merry hatred.
"FREE AGAIN."