Having read some more on this site about the lack of dungeon masters, let me go ahead and make this statement: I'd probably be willing to run a game or two, in the hopes of filling some of the gap between DM's and players.
Some of the stuff that Vargr wrote about 'expectancy' of gamers to come into a site and 'hey, I am entitled to game right nao!' made me really think. Silly as it is to me, I never even thought that when coming here, I had that same idea in mind! (I.e., I thought by coming here, I could slide right into a game, just because I made a username). Not that I think that people do this on purpose, or that I think Vargr thinks that people do this on purpose or anything, it's just that it makes sense that folks like me might pop in and take for granted that there is a skilled dungeon master for every player. I'm not trying to be accusatory in any direction here... Just trying to think about this objectively. Those posts made sense, and I think now I should be thinking of what games I can
run as opposed to what games I can play in.
But the games I run probably wouldn't be more than a few one-shots that didn't grow into 'campaign status' due to my inactivity with DMing for so long. This is a skill, people... A skill!

Because of not having done any DMing in so long, the games I run would have to be something that is probably familiar with folks around here already, like a module, and would probably only amount to relatively short games until I can get a feel for DMing again. This is especially true because I've never run, or played in, any type of play-by-post, ever.

I've read a bit about doing that, as well, and some of the advice offered by guys like Alethan and Rredmond are very helpful. Thanks to them, and everyone who's name I've missed, for that advice!
The games I could DM in would most likely be:
A) B/X (Labrynth Lord) Nice and simple! Still fun as hell!
B) AD&D/Osric ('1st edition AD&D') The fricken game that rocks! Love this! Could be hard to manage after my gaming drought.
C) Astonishing Swordsmen and Sorcerors of Hyperborea.

This would be later on, as I still need to work out a low-level 'introductory' adventure for it. But I love this game dearly... And I've never DMed it in my life.
But god, I want too!
Lastly, I'd need players that understand that I haven't done this for a while. Mistakes will be made. Some things may seem silly or under-gamed. They would need to know right up front that I need to get back in the driver's seat, and that that takes time!
I think I'm going to pop on over to the DM advice section over here again, and see what I can work out.
