Engine Earring, The Castle U.S.S. Enterprise
The Barren Wasteland, Forbidden Island of Xygax the Wizard, Land of One Thousand Towers
Day Five. Night? March 29th, 912 CY
Grievously wounded, the heinous endoparasite queen drops to the ground and seemingly hesitates a fraction of a second; enough for the questers of the Kirk to act!
Sherriff Yul fires again and the strange artifact's terrible ray of icy flame sears the black goddess of death!
It shrieks with pain and rage!
By Connak's illumination and Maskelyn's cheers, Fiefo and Ko-Nan spear and hack the monstrous atrocity, razing it asunder in a cataclysm of fiery blood!
(Please roll Ability Checks on 1d20 vs Dex to avoid 2hp damage and 4hp damage respectively!)
The demon queen dies screaming!
In answer, feral screeches burst from the darkness to the south! The Kirk groans more strange mystic syllables,
"Computer, this is Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. Begin three minute countdown. Code zero-zero-zero-destruct-zero!"
The eerie, disembodied female voice intones,
"Destruct sequence engaged. Enterprise will self-destruct in 180 seconds... 179... 178... 177..."
The injured angel croaks,
"Come on, let's get you out of here... This way..." Connak and Yul urgently drag him northward. They soon leave the confines of the demon labyrinth and reenter the architecture of the gods!
"165... 164... 163..." the ghost woman chants.
They reach a dead-end; its iron wall is cleaved apart! Darkness lies beyond!
The Kirk says,
"We had a hull breach on impact, during emergency landing. Sensors detected... an extensive cavern system beneath us. It surfaces east of here. You should have time enough to get clear. I can't... thank you enough for saving us."
The questers ready to flee when suddenly The Kirk desperately rasps,
"Wait... I have to tell you something. None of this is real..."
The demigod struggles to explain,
"We're trapped by some powerful entity. He created all of this. Even... us. We're puppets. For his... entertainment. He implanted us with memories from some ancient play. I think we're less than two years old... Please. Tell me. Are you... creations of Xygax... the "Dungeon Master"... like us?"
Actions?!
Map:
One square = 5 feet. Lighter areas are visible. All else is from memory. Ki = Kirk. QA= queen. A = alien. X = dead. H = host. e = egg.
Behind the DM Screen:
PC Status:
Connak: Cat-Man Fighter/Thief 2/3: Move: 9", AC: 5, HP:
2/19
Fiefo LeBratt: Rat-Man Fighter 3: Move: 9", AC: 1, HP: 18/26
Ko-Nan: Human Barbarian 2: Move: 12", AC: 4, HP: 11/32
Maskelyn: Gnome Illusionist 3: Move: 9", AC: 7, HP: 10/14, Spells: 0/2 1st lvl, 0/1 2nd lvl,
Invisible
Sheriff Yul: Robot Fighter 3: Move: 9", AC: 5, HP: 6/38
PC Magic:
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