OOC and MIA

[Leitz]

So, a question for Freya. How "rules flexible" is she?

I'm thinking Jakob might suggest a few of the lads could help her get into the cockpit of one of those fighters, and provide some serious Close Air Support.

[Tiglath]

There is the standby fighter on the vehicle bay launch pad (as per the map - for once! )

The mercs know that the fly boys are really touchy and won't let you climb in to play with the levers and buttons or even make "air combat" noises...

Spoilsports!

[Leitz]

There is the standby fighter on the vehicle bay launch pad (as per the map - for once! )

The mercs know that the fly boys are really touchy and won't let you climb in to play with the levers and buttons or even make "air combat" noises...

Spoilsports!

Flyboys are often conversationally flexible when staring down a barrel. Just sayin'...

[Tiglath]

Outside the aircraft they're fair game.

If they're inside the A10 - just hand over your dinner money!

[The Bindoner]

I grew up in Norfolk. remarkable how often those Warthogs collided in mid-air.

[Leitz]

Hot plasma into a spinning turbine will ruin anyone's day.

[Tiglath]

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi on Netflix

or "It all comes on top / goes Pear Shaped for Mercs at a CIA base in Benghazi"

If anyone's fishing about for lockdown filmfest this isn't bad and I believe is a bit "truer" than the tag "based on real events" usually describes. More "reality" than "rambo".

It may also give players a certain sense of deja vu ...

[The Bindoner]

A group of dark haired, rough looking guardsmen wearing a mixture of uniform but little armour push their way past the sentry and into the vehicle bay shouting for Sergeant Gaughan and claiming authority from Sergeant Major Henker....
They immediately settle down when what must be Gaughan emerges from Jess' quarters resplendent in a Guards "walking out" uniform with Sergeant stripes and seniority "rockers".

Oh God

That's not Jess' quarters, it's just the garage office she pretty much lives in.


....going to have to join another unit at this rate....

[joertexas]

A group of dark haired, rough looking guardsmen wearing a mixture of uniform but little armour push their way past the sentry and into the vehicle bay shouting for Sergeant Gaughan and claiming authority from Sergeant Major Henker....
They immediately settle down when what must be Gaughan emerges from Jess' quarters resplendent in a Guards "walking out" uniform with Sergeant stripes and seniority "rockers".

Oh God

That's not Jess' quarters, it's just the garage office she pretty much lives in.


....going to have to join another unit at this rate....

Oh, do tell...

[Tiglath]

Oh God

That's not Jess' quarters, it's just the garage office she pretty much lives in.


....going to have to join another unit at this rate....

Well, I just thought that "lair" was inappropriate!

[Leitz]

A group of dark haired, rough looking guardsmen wearing a mixture of uniform but little armour push their way past the sentry and into the vehicle bay shouting for Sergeant Gaughan and claiming authority from Sergeant Major Henker....
They immediately settle down when what must be Gaughan emerges from Jess' quarters resplendent in a Guards "walking out" uniform with Sergeant stripes and seniority "rockers".

Oh God

That's not Jess' quarters, it's just the garage office she pretty much lives in.


....going to have to join another unit at this rate....

Oh, do tell...

Private jiggles and special gyrations for certain members of the NCO corps.

[joertexas]

Oh God

That's not Jess' quarters, it's just the garage office she pretty much lives in.


....going to have to join another unit at this rate....

Oh, do tell...

Private jiggles and special gyrations for certain members of the NCO corps.

[BackworldTraveller]

Oh God

That's not Jess' quarters, it's just the garage office she pretty much lives in.


....going to have to join another unit at this rate....

Oh, do tell...

Private jiggles and special gyrations for certain members of the NCO corps.

Sergeant Major - Not Private

[The Bindoner]

Thanks Hun.

[BackworldTraveller]

I understood we were to ensure we are properly addressed at all times

[The Bindoner]

I think our insistence on proper rank titles has lead you into error. They were insinuating "private" as in "private dancer" in the VIP room, the nasty minded cats.

[Leitz]

Private jiggles and special gyrations for certain members of the NCO corps.

Sergeant Major - Not Private

Okay, Major Jiggles.

Addendum: With all the jiggling, they are probably no longer 'private'. A promotion, of sorts...

[Tiglath]

They were insinuating "private" as in "private dancer" in the VIP room, the nasty minded cats.

Oi, leave the aslan out of it!

Private Jiggles??? From third platoon???

The "privates" reference was, of course, loaded with innuendo!

I'm with Kenneth Williams here: "I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately".

[The Bindoner]

I never cease to be amused by the fact innuendo sounds like an innuendo. Ah, but in who's end-o?

[BackworldTraveller]

Infamy, Infamy...