The church preyed on Thunk's vanity by offering him free hairdressing services. When you have a luxurious full-body mane like Thunk's, that's something you don't turn down lightly. So when the Hairdresser of Nul said they'd to take "a little off the top," he didn't realize what they meant until it was too late. Maybe he doesn't even realize it yet. He just thinks this is a very strange spa. Though he's still not sure why they strap you down for your treatment.Pulpatoon wrote:Zhym and Captain Kinkajou: What circumstances lead to Thunk and Tarka lying in a operating room in a Local Franchise Temple of Nul, The Mindless God? Were you captured, or did you willingly submit to join Nul is a state of Blessed Decapitation, free from worry, regret, and thought?
...or perhaps a story that's more plausible?

The real challenge is figuring out why anyone would be interested in what's in Thunk's head!
Oh, btw, I was thinking of adding hair product to Thunk's inventory. It could even have some function other than just flavor, maybe, although I'm not sure what. Maybe it's like a flask of oil?