Dram wrote:Krakus - Grabs his mug of Ale. Walks over the 1/2 Orc. You be a half a 1/2 Orc? My name is Krakus from the Skullfire clan.
Oops. Sorry, I seem to have missed my own entrance.
He looks up, slowly realizing that someone is speaking to him, and softly begins to whisper ...
“What do you think
The bravest drink
Under the sky?”
“Strong beer,” said I.
then he continues in a normal speaking voice ...
“Tell us, now, how and when
We may find the bravest men?”
“A sure test, an easy test:
Those that drink beer are the best,
Brown beer strongly brewed,
Manly drink and manly food.”
he rises to his feet and continues in a loud voice heard throughout the room ...
"Oh, never choose as Paladin chose
By the cold well, but rather those
Who look on beer when it is brown,
Smack their lips and gulp it down.
Leave the lads who tamely drink
With Paladin by the water brink,
But search the benches of the Plough,
The Tun, the Sun, the Spotted Cow,
For jolly rascal lads who pray,
Pewter in hand, at close of day,
“Teach me to live that I may fear
The grave as little as my beer.”
As he finishes, he reaches out to shake hands with the stranger and passes out.
Knocking over the table.
He lies fully asleep on the floor, drunk, snoring loudly.
(Brother Wilken)