Better Genetics 300-002
Posted: Sat May 29, 2021 3:54 pm
Whoever invented the alarm clock should be subjected to some hideous torture!
The minutiae of the morning routine precipitated by this assault on the senses pass in a blur as Windwalker makes his way from bedroom to Crime-Scene. Fortunately it includes a hot beverage and sustenance. His arrival is anticipated by the Police Sergeant (Sergeant Junker) and his Constable who appear to be performing a shift-handover in the parking area.
Ah - My assigned helper arrives, and early too!
Well lets get started so that the bosses can claim we have minimised impact on the economic output of the facility!
The work is, essentially, tidying the lab and collecting what remains of the work from Friday into Completed Items, Unstarted Items and Items in progress. The fourth pile - unexpected items remains stubbornly empty (or rather full of items that are easily explainable as things the lab workers would have brought in). For a clean-ish room, it contains a lot of stuff in that last category. The first three categories appear to be almost empty too. Two samples from a regular customer flung under a desk unopened. One sample in the "Contaminated" bin. Piles of empty vials awaiting sterilisation.
The waste-bin in which the fire was lit turns up a small selection of more interesting bits - no order and partially decomposed by heat. The bottom of the bin also holds the remains of a thermal grenade - Only the ceramic portions having survived the hellish temperatures generated by its ignition - and a pool of melted sample tubes.
You can find no obvious clues to the perpetrators. They seem to have omitted to leave a physical calling card.
I'm disappointed to be an Officer of the Law if this is the best we can come up with in your hour of need, mutters the Sergeant. Still it beats sitting on the tourist trails ticketing the poor idiots for improper collection of their personal waste. That's a proper shitty job!
And with that you move the lack of findings slowly upstairs.
So how do we reconstruct the list of what was destroyed/taken? Start with orders taken and cross reference with what we have found so far.
Your work on the computer yesterday gives you a partial list - the lab computer is going to need to be taken away for reconstruction for a full list - and the pair of you quite quickly tick off items recovered. Less than 1% of the prior day's list have been recovered and only the two discarded, un-started items are unlisted on the central record. Which suggests that there are some, possibly a majority of the missing items remaining on the damaged computer.
The next stage in the investigation will clearly be getting each of the customers to supply a list of submitted samples for last week and cross reference against what is known about. The Sergeant looks at you with glee when that task is suggested. You mentioned your Billing and Insurance teams are going to be interested, so let me know the results
He starts to pack up.
And let me know of items they claim to have sent that we don't have but are on the lists that are intact - It's always useful to know if they are inflating their claims too
And after getting the electricians to disconnect the lab computer for "Further Analysis" (You insist on a receipt - for Admin purposes) the room is cleared by the police for corporate use.
The afternoon is spent checking inventory against cupboard stocks and compiling a requisition for materials - but at least you can have some of the lab staff aid in that task.
By early evening, the Lab is ready to run again. And you retire to home - for a quick refresh before heading out to meet Midori.
The minutiae of the morning routine precipitated by this assault on the senses pass in a blur as Windwalker makes his way from bedroom to Crime-Scene. Fortunately it includes a hot beverage and sustenance. His arrival is anticipated by the Police Sergeant (Sergeant Junker) and his Constable who appear to be performing a shift-handover in the parking area.
Ah - My assigned helper arrives, and early too!
Well lets get started so that the bosses can claim we have minimised impact on the economic output of the facility!
The work is, essentially, tidying the lab and collecting what remains of the work from Friday into Completed Items, Unstarted Items and Items in progress. The fourth pile - unexpected items remains stubbornly empty (or rather full of items that are easily explainable as things the lab workers would have brought in). For a clean-ish room, it contains a lot of stuff in that last category. The first three categories appear to be almost empty too. Two samples from a regular customer flung under a desk unopened. One sample in the "Contaminated" bin. Piles of empty vials awaiting sterilisation.
The waste-bin in which the fire was lit turns up a small selection of more interesting bits - no order and partially decomposed by heat. The bottom of the bin also holds the remains of a thermal grenade - Only the ceramic portions having survived the hellish temperatures generated by its ignition - and a pool of melted sample tubes.
You can find no obvious clues to the perpetrators. They seem to have omitted to leave a physical calling card.
I'm disappointed to be an Officer of the Law if this is the best we can come up with in your hour of need, mutters the Sergeant. Still it beats sitting on the tourist trails ticketing the poor idiots for improper collection of their personal waste. That's a proper shitty job!
And with that you move the lack of findings slowly upstairs.
So how do we reconstruct the list of what was destroyed/taken? Start with orders taken and cross reference with what we have found so far.
Your work on the computer yesterday gives you a partial list - the lab computer is going to need to be taken away for reconstruction for a full list - and the pair of you quite quickly tick off items recovered. Less than 1% of the prior day's list have been recovered and only the two discarded, un-started items are unlisted on the central record. Which suggests that there are some, possibly a majority of the missing items remaining on the damaged computer.
The next stage in the investigation will clearly be getting each of the customers to supply a list of submitted samples for last week and cross reference against what is known about. The Sergeant looks at you with glee when that task is suggested. You mentioned your Billing and Insurance teams are going to be interested, so let me know the results
He starts to pack up.
And let me know of items they claim to have sent that we don't have but are on the lists that are intact - It's always useful to know if they are inflating their claims too
And after getting the electricians to disconnect the lab computer for "Further Analysis" (You insist on a receipt - for Admin purposes) the room is cleared by the police for corporate use.
The afternoon is spent checking inventory against cupboard stocks and compiling a requisition for materials - but at least you can have some of the lab staff aid in that task.
By early evening, the Lab is ready to run again. And you retire to home - for a quick refresh before heading out to meet Midori.