Off Duty #4 (OOC)

[Bluehorse]

Not sure if you missed the joke or are going super meta on me.

I think I need help on this one. What did I miss?

Dammit! Never mind!

[GreyWolfVT]

Eh nobody reacted to my "fun" with Roy and his phone playing Burning down the house.

[Bluehorse]

I was waiting for it!

[GreyWolfVT]

Talking Heads - Burning Down the House spontaneously starts playing on Roy's cell. come on...like it was a sign. I figure if I don't say it happens the GM might make it happen by ghostly influence.

[Rex]

I am never good at taking ques. It was funny for sure.

[Taaz]

Youve never had a blaster caster in the party, stoned playing a video game, jump up and exclaim I CAST FIREBALL.... what you all can make dexterity checks?

[GreyWolfVT]

I've had a mage that did that in a game I DM'd and well lets say it toasted more than just goblins, tents others of the group.... I think the mage himself was singed.

[Bluehorse]

Clears throat So my boys have been playing their first real dungeon crawl for about a year now.... And this recently happened!

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[GreyWolfVT]

Irony

[Taaz]

Nice!

[Bluehorse]

Ed, I love it! The irony is that I took the time to explain to him what fireballs did and he just looked at me and said... and I quote: "So how many dice to I need???"

Then the 7 year old watching all this burst into laughter and started chanting "Do it! Do it! Do it!"

It was a fun moment.

[Urson]

Congrats! You're not a real Caster until you've made at least one really big BOOM!

[Bluehorse]

He took out the room full of minions though!

[GreyWolfVT]

Well then mission accomplished, so what some friendly fire as well and maybe someone is a little crispier than they expected...but the main goal is completed.

[Bluehorse]

Exactly! His mage is now hairless and has a permanent smell of charcoal.

[GreyWolfVT]

At least you didn't say the smell of bacon they everything would be trying to eat him.

[Rex]

Umm.. Bacon.

[Bluehorse]

LOL! My favorite moment is how my 7 year old had the idea of taming a goblin. The goblin failed a moral check and tried to run away. Oldest used mage hand to shut the door across the room and hold it shut (was too clever, I let him hold it shut. But now he also calls it "I use the force!" ) then 7 year old went over and gave the goblin a ration and told me. "I want to make him a pet!" Me chuckling, thinking, Yeah right... "Okay... make a Charisma Check... holy crap you did it.... Uh... he eats the ration and gives you a hug..." So that is how my 7 year old got a "pet golbin" name Gurdy.

[Rex]

Don't feed the goblins! LOL

[Bluehorse]

You know what? I am going to do that next time they come up to a dungeon or a forest or something. I am going to have Smokey F'ing bear there with a sign saying Don't Feed the Goblins just to mess with them.