Epitaphs

[Recklessfireball]

So, at some point, it is possible that one or more of your characters may meet with an unfortunate end. Rather than despair over it, I suggest we try to have a bit of fun with it. What I suggest is this: If you should get your character killed (beyond all hope of resuscitation) at some point in the game, post an Epitaph here, in limerick form (avoiding outright vulgarity, of course- in deference to any younger forum members that might be lurking). I'll start with a hypothetical example:

Here lies Leroy, six feet under,
Tried to dodge a laser beam,
but made a blunder.

If you can compose one that really makes me (or your fellow players) chuckle, I'll give you your choice of a bonus of +5% to one ability pair, or +1 skill lvl to one of your starting skills, or +500 credits to buy equipment when you roll up a replacement character. Hopefully, this will somewhat lessen the blow of losing your favourite character.