B S Here (II)
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It sounds like thee are two ogres. Could they be what's taking out all the male villagers? Unlikely. But they might be working for whatever does and have some information to impart.
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Hey, guys. My apologies. Due to some crazy RL stuff I've been unexpectedly unable to catch up on the story, or even post the I can't post l, but should be able to tonight.
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NP, CP.
I hope "crazy" doesn't necessarily mean something bad.
I hope "crazy" doesn't necessarily mean something bad.
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OM, and co. I wanted to give some advanced notice that Nov. 21st I'll be having surgery. Not sure what my posting will be like for that time, but I wanted to give you time to make contingency plans etc. As my grandpa Campbell used to say, this gettin old BS ain't for the faint of heart.
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I hope it goes well and with no issues, BH!
The farmers up here have an old saying too......."Gettin old aint fer sissy's"!
I am starting to relate pretty well.
The farmers up here have an old saying too......."Gettin old aint fer sissy's"!
I am starting to relate pretty well.
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Monocar says, rushing out the door with a rampant erection...."The whole island will have my wood!"
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Fast healing, BH!
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I'll be out starting the 6th through the 11th with (possible) sparse posting. I should be able to post one more time for Chauncey before I leave, and hopefully will be able to pop in for quick posting here and there while I'm out, but if not, as a general guideline, he is super not interested in getting melted into a puddle of goo.
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The ogres are hotboxing.
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Are you certain you want to be behind the shoots-acid-out-its-ass beetle?tkrexx wrote:Lightfinger points past Jack's face, to make certain he's paying attention.
To Aladdin! He hisses, He's alone with that bug! I'll help Man-Mountain Monocle! Gambling that Chancey, Luther and Saracen can handle to oncoming creature, the Tallfellow crosses the path and skitters thru the underbrush until he's behind the Beatle attacking the largest party member.
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Now that is how you do a proper illusion.Bluetongue wrote:Ferris
Not wanting to fire into the melee the gnome will conduct the orchestra of imaginary hornets to buzz around the ogres' face and then form into an arrow which flies up, around, then down and then up the trouser legs or loin cloth of the ogre.
Can they please be making wwII fighter plane sounds?
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The illusion itself is silent, but I can picture Ferris making the fun sounds in his head.
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Though these insects are considered "giant", that doesn't make them "large" size.Bluehorse wrote:Monocar
Straightens in surprise as the beetle chomps down on his leg, surprising him. He yelps loudly, and there is a change in his eyes as he grits his teeth and looks down at the big bug with an angry growl and brings his sword down at the things head.
To Hit [1d20+2] = 19+2 = 21 Dmg [1d12+4] = 12+4 = 16
The damage for a longsword against S/M sized creatures is a d8.
I hate to burst your enormous bubble, but I need you to make a re-roll on damage.
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Bluehorse wrote:I'll never find that damn thing's THAC0 at this rate...
I can help with the hard cipherin.
First off, I think you meant AC, not Thac0. (to hit armor class zero)
Saracen (1st level fighter) missed with a 15, but then hit with a 16. That should indicate that their AC is a 4.
That means Monocar, with his new Thac0 of 19 since obtaining 2nd level, hits with a 15.