B S Here (II)

[Bluehorse]

Sorry Sir O.
I totally spaced on this one.


Randall pulls Jaxsen aside and leads him out to the railing around the tavern. He points up into a nearby tree and stares for a few minutes.

Der! Rite der! You see dem? Dem tings no good at all! Dey must be dealt wit."

Jaxsen shades his eyes from the bright sun with his hand and strains them while staring at the trees, but he does not see whatever the barkeep is talking about. After looking around for some time, he finally spots one kobold sized furry creature at the very top of a far off tree. Though he can barely make it out from this distance with his human eyes, he would swear that the creature looks a lot like a cross between a raccoon and a monkey.

Randall notices that the man eventually spots one of the things.

"You see it now, ya? Dem need to be unted and killed off before dey make any more trouble round ear! Will ya elp out wit dat?"

Oh shit!!!!!!!! OM, you glorious bastard!

[SirOwen]

Oh shit!!!!!!!! OM, you glorious bastard!

Oh yeah. Everyone else is gone and it's starting to look like Jaxsen is going to do his part to undo all the good work making nice with the fuzzies.

[Bluehorse]

You wouldn't dare!

[Urson]

Looks like he already did.....

[tkrexx]

Beyond cold!

[ChubbyPixie]

But... but we were almost friends with the Ewoks. They were going to help us build an improbable log trap...

[ravenn4544]

Are we sure we didn't tell the town about our good luck with the monkeys when we were all celebrating over crab cakes?

[Storm11]

We told everyone to make peace with them or else.

[Urson]

yeah, but just like RL, sometimes folks don't listen- or choose not to listen.

[Urson]

Thanks to our benevolent GM, I'm trying an experiment. I'm adding Aldo, an orange-and-black Maine Coon cat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon

[OGRE MAGE]

I don't know what benevolent means, but I hope its something good.

I also didn't know that the word Dungeon started with a G.

All joking aside, I am looking forward to see how this works......or IF it works.

[tkrexx]

A friend of mine has a Maine Coon. Hope you like scooping big dog-sized poop.

[Urson]

Dungeon Master, Game Master- potato, po-tah- to.

[Scott308]

Dungeon Master, Game Master- potato, po-tah- to.

Well, we know whose character all the bad guys are going to target now.

[SirOwen]

I am an old dude. Back in the day, it made a LOT of difference. You weren't a DM until the guy who taught you to play said you were. It was a real nerd right of passage.

[ChubbyPixie]

Saracen starts to sway to the beat of the melody. "At first I was afraid, I was petrified..." he begins to sing under his breath as he moves into the clearing and the pretty light show. It's clear from his two step shuffle that this half-orc has some hidden moves.

Ha.

[Storm11]

[OGRE MAGE]

I got a good laugh out of the "hidden moves" comment.

[Storm11]

[SirOwen]

OK, looks like I'll be posting this week after all!