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#401 Post by Bluehorse »

:shock: holy crap that was close! Greatest roll of my life right there!

System Shock (95) [1d100] = 85

I thought i would have a heart attack when i clicked that roll.Glad as ever to have put his CON high now! Yikes! Now lets make like Marvin Gaye and get Monocar some of that sexual healing! Where's nurse betty on this island?!

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#402 Post by Monsieur Rose »

Nice roll! I can just imagine clicking that button, heart racing. :shock: I must say, using the dice roller is more intense than rolling physical dice for me.

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#403 Post by Urson »

*golf clap*
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#404 Post by tkrexx »

Fkn' A!!!

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#405 Post by Monsieur Rose »

OGRE MAGE wrote:Ernie tries to make you all as comfortable as possible while you wait out the night.
"Take whatever hammocks you like, I don't think the other loggers are coming back tonight either. This is getting a little weird that they have been gone for this long. They have never been away for this many days in a row before."

He looks at Burt who is lighting a few candles.
"Do you think we should offer them something from our private stash?"
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#406 Post by tkrexx »

LOL

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#407 Post by OGRE MAGE »

ChubbyPixie wrote:Chauncey "Bonnie, my dear, I will accompany you as well, if you will have me. I'm sure my magics will prove invaluable, as they did yesterday in the harrowing 'centipede incident of 1389,' as I'm sure it will come to be called..." he says, magnanimously.
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#408 Post by OGRE MAGE »

Bluehorse wrote: Where's nurse betty on this island?!
Here is my nurse Betty on my current island. (use it with rum cream in our morning coffee) :D
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#409 Post by ravenn4544 »

filtered coffee!??!? perish the thought! French Press or bust!


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#411 Post by Storm11 »

A good English cuppa will sort you lot out :D
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#412 Post by OGRE MAGE »

Bluehorse wrote:Monocar
Cerub: "INCOMING!" Ducks!

BOOM! CRASH!

Imp: "Uhhh.... did Monocar need advanced algebra? Cause I think we just lost Advanced Algebra..."

Cerub: "He rarely used it... I think he can relearn it later on... oh, no! Not His mother's Cornbread recipe!!! DUCK!"

BONG!!!!

Imp: "OUCH! Cast Iron? Really?" He says rubbing a lump on his horny head.

Cherub: "Well memories do often resemble themselves in a physical way... Mummy always used a cast iron skillet for making cornbread."

Imp: Groans. "Why can't he find a memory about boobies then? What is he looking for anyway? It looks like he is just wrecking the place."

Id: Picks up something and begins laughing maniacally before rushing back over to his TV and slamming whatever memory he finally found into it. It buzzes and whines before playing a serene forested scene with Vivaldi's Spring playing.

Cherub: "I think we are about to find out..."

Imp: "Hey! I know that place... it's the jungle just before..."

Cherub: "Uh oh..."

The music changes dramatically into death metal and Monocar is forced to relive the beating of a lifetime from the Veggie Goblins. Id begins laughing again, loudly, obviously enjoying himself as Monocar's brain becomes focused on the memory. Everything goes on red alert, the alarms going off.

Imp: "Have you been watching Monocar?"

Cherub: "No, you were watching Monocar."

Imp: "No I wasn't."

Cherub: "Yes, you were!"

Imp: "Would I be asking you if I was?"

Cherub: "Were"

Imp: "What?"

Cherub: "Were. Proper common grammar would say that you were in past perfect tense..."

Imp: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!"

Cherub: "There is always time for good grammar..."

Imp: Groans and then looks over to Id worried. "Well, If I'm not watching Monocar, and you are not watching Monocar, who is driving Monocar?"

Id: Turns around to look over his couch and glares at them mischievously. "ME!"

Cherub and Imp look at each other and back to Id. "Uh oh..."
Oh boy.........
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#413 Post by Storm11 »

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Bluehorse wrote:Monocar
Cerub: "INCOMING!" Ducks!

BOOM! CRASH!

Imp: "Uhhh.... did Monocar need advanced algebra? Cause I think we just lost Advanced Algebra..."

Cerub: "He rarely used it... I think he can relearn it later on... oh, no! Not His mother's Cornbread recipe!!! DUCK!"

BONG!!!!

Imp: "OUCH! Cast Iron? Really?" He says rubbing a lump on his horny head.

Cherub: "Well memories do often resemble themselves in a physical way... Mummy always used a cast iron skillet for making cornbread."

Imp: Groans. "Why can't he find a memory about boobies then? What is he looking for anyway? It looks like he is just wrecking the place."

Id: Picks up something and begins laughing maniacally before rushing back over to his TV and slamming whatever memory he finally found into it. It buzzes and whines before playing a serene forested scene with Vivaldi's Spring playing.

Cherub: "I think we are about to find out..."

Imp: "Hey! I know that place... it's the jungle just before..."

Cherub: "Uh oh..."

The music changes dramatically into death metal and Monocar is forced to relive the beating of a lifetime from the Veggie Goblins. Id begins laughing again, loudly, obviously enjoying himself as Monocar's brain becomes focused on the memory. Everything goes on red alert, the alarms going off.

Imp: "Have you been watching Monocar?"

Cherub: "No, you were watching Monocar."

Imp: "No I wasn't."

Cherub: "Yes, you were!"

Imp: "Would I be asking you if I was?"

Cherub: "Were"

Imp: "What?"

Cherub: "Were. Proper common grammar would say that you were in past perfect tense..."

Imp: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!"

Cherub: "There is always time for good grammar..."

Imp: Groans and then looks over to Id worried. "Well, If I'm not watching Monocar, and you are not watching Monocar, who is driving Monocar?"

Id: Turns around to look over his couch and glares at them mischievously. "ME!"

Cherub and Imp look at each other and back to Id. "Uh oh..."
Oh boy.........
:D
Hey I blame you ogre. You could of nudged him over the precipice of death. :lol:
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#415 Post by OGRE MAGE »

Goonies?

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#416 Post by Bluehorse »

Out of town for a couple days. Posting may be touch and go. Feel free to NPC as needed. Monocar will stumble along for now with the group but in his condition will be much less ready to jump in and fight unless things get bad or he gets armed.

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#417 Post by OGRE MAGE »

Ok, no problem.

You should really post that stuff here though.

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I know.....too many threads!!! :D

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#418 Post by OGRE MAGE »

I thought it might class the game up a little by letting some nobility join in. :D

Would everyone please help me in welcoming our newest player SirOwen to the game!

He will be playing the part of Devrin the elf.

Welcome Sir! I hope you enjoy it!

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#419 Post by ravenn4544 »

Welcome!

Glad to not be dead after entering 3 feet into the jungle :)

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#420 Post by Monsieur Rose »

Welcome! Always nice to have more fodder. :lol:

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