A Pict without murder in his heart is as unthinkable as a Zingaran trollop who lacks a moustache.

This never gets old.

Dahinna

The rogue listens as the more experienced warriors talk, meaning, as Cruloc talks. The Cimmerian always has something to say. Bet he was a lot of fun at a revel. Thinking this may be a good time to empty her bladder, she sneaks off a few feet and squats behind a tree.

If you use the software I recommended it rolls for all three, but adds in the Con bonus, I think. Which is fine for the beginning characters, but from then on, roll and take no Con bonus. This will give slightly lower HP levels as you go up, but that will be offset a bit by me using slightly lower ...

By the Dock of the Bay... The arrival of the Fist is a common annoyance. They must not have anything else to do... Shopping and a meal is his curt reply. The Flaming Fist looks the dinghy over and then back at Yarl. "You're the one they call Blacktongue." It is a statement and not a quest...

Wrin smiles and nods and says, "It is not a decision you have to make today. I tell you what - hang onto this starfinder for me, and after you and your friends have completed your mission for the Fishery, return and see me. And bring your friends too! I would love to meet them." She hands...

Greyhawk, 586 CY, Readying 21, Afternoon? Continuing to totter along, Gormundel walks past the benches right up to the southern wall. Touches a couple of areas on the wall and another door slides open. Beyond, is complete darkness. "Be right back," Gormundel says and walks into the darkne...

Dredd

The Half-Orc chuckles and nods. "Maybe while I try to put his eyes out with my spear, you can flank him. By then, the others will decide to do something to help us." Dredd sighs loudly. "How did we get ourselves into this, Mags?"

Ceana

The druid walks to the upper right corner of the room and waits for Drest to push the "eye" into the wall.

Maybe I missed it in the threads, but what do we do about Hit Points? Max at 1st level or roll for all three? When I used the roller, it said my MAX HP is 36.

Dredd The Half-Orc reddens somewhat as Magdal speaks with him, but then realizes she is waiting for an answer, which makes him redden some more. "Erm...don't know much about trolls, to be honest. I've heard tales is all. And from what I remember, they will eat just about anything...even Longsp...

Clearing out a bunch of Goblins sounds like a fun weekend for Travok, but he is also interested in traveling to Hammerfast...so he will inquire how much the pay will be for that.

Dahinna Walking through the wilderness, the rogue finds herself in awe of the size of it all. Used to life in a city with narrow streets and buildings full of every scrap of human wastefulness, Dahinna gapes and gawks at the sights and sounds of the Pictish wilderness. "Zahra, I wish you could...

In the City, Oh-Oh! When Tommy asks Talian why she is here, she has to jerk herself away from Ambergris to say, "Just...getting away from...well, just exploring the Realms. New adventures and all!" Ambergris begins to regale the Talian with adventures done and yet to be done. "Undead...

Greyhawk, 586 CY, Readying 21, Afternoon? Beaten and battered, but no longer in danger of dying...just yet...the group decides to return to where they basically began: the private chambers of Gormundel the wizard. Alert for danger and armed to the teeth, the companions retrace their steps all the w...

Dredd Ignoring the two idiots, Dredd continues to watch their backs. Seeing the troll emerge from the cave gives the Half-Orc a sinking feeling. "Uh, guys...lookee over there!" He points with his spear. He then grips it with both hands and snorts. "I guess today is as good a day to d...

Is this something that Tumbler may have heard of before? Yes, here is what he knows: The Pathfinder Society is a globe-spanning organization based out of Absalom, the City at the Center of the World. The membership consists primarily of Pathfinders, adventurers who travel throughout Golarion—usuall...

Missiles and Melee! Elwood is unable to shake off the paralytic effects of the Ghoul's claws and stands rigid as the battle flows around him. Seeing Elwood in trouble, Allean fires off another magic missile, knocking the ghoul (G5) back from the paralyzed Dwarf. Behind her, Khawla continues to slas...

Ceana

The druid waits just inside the door as the others search. She marvels at the murals along the walls, trying to make sense of them. She watches and listens to Belloc, as he jots down notes in his journal.

Ghoul Bashing! Underneath the mausoleum in the fishing town of Otari, the companions fight the denizens of the dead. Invoking her arcane magicks, Alle unleashes magical missiles into one of the Ghouls (G1). The blasts stagger the creature, allowing Elwood to close and split it in two with his falch...