Gurzubar tumbles out of the way!
Dex Save [1d20+2] = 10+2 = 12

Gurzubar kneels down and attempts to offer a piece of ration to a baby creature. He makes soft cooing noises and says "here you go cutie! we're not gonna hurt you, you can hang with me"

Gurzubar, not having as many limbs to spare as he'd like, follows Anurak example and backs up from the monstrous corpse.

Gurzubar: "I think we should investigate West"

Gurzubar:I'll take one stink potion please!

Gurzubar: "What do these do?
10. POTION OF SPECTRAL FOETOR 50 gp
11. THE DESPERATE MEASURE: SPECIAL PRICE! 25 gp"

9. POTION OF EXTRA LIMBS 200 gp Gurzubar : "Please kind merchant, I have but 99 gold coins, and am in desperate need of an extra limb...is there anything else you'd accept in trade, or any task I can humbly assist you with, to make up the difference?" Gurzubar attempts the most pitiful pu...

"Woa, impressive!" say Doctor Gori. "Any of you knows if they are friend or foe?" asks the doctor to is comrades. Gurzubar : "Hmm...not sure. I'll go say hi." Gurzubar heads toward the strange travelers waving. He stays to the side of the cave to avoid being trampled i...

Anurak And, there's a further moment of awkwardness when he holds out the snacks to Gurzubar's wrong hand and then realises there isn't an arm there. "Oh... my bad... How are you finding it? Erm, I mean... Does it hurt?" he babbles, though seemingly with genuine concern. Gurzubar, lifting...

Gurzubar waves his remaining hand at the Fungoids.
Gurzubar: "Let's go north...I'll have a couple of those snail crackers"

Gurzubar: "Let's find this magic stick! Let's pick a direction we haven't gone and go find it! Or maybe find that fancy wizard and follow him? If the Worms lunkies show up maybe we can get the newts in on the fight?"

Gurzubar: "Wow, it's great to see ya'll again! It's great to see anything again! We're helping this talking bear find his missing coworker, maybe ya'll've seen him? And looks like ya'll got a new friend too. Nice to meet you, I'm Gurzubar!"
Gurzubar extends his hand to the Lich.

Gurzubar: "What happened? Did we win? I can't see anything."

Gurzubar tries his best fight his unseen foe.
disadvantaged strike:
[1d20+5] = 19+5 = 24
[1d20+5] = 20+5 = 25
damage:[1d8+1] = 2+1 = 3

Gurzubar tries to attack where the spear poke came from!
at disadvantage I assume
[1d20+5] = 17+5 = 22
[1d20+5] = 3+5 = 8

Blind confused Gurzubar tap dances his heart out and bangs his axe against the ground to make extra noise.
"Is it working?? Who was that screaming? I don't recognize that voice!"

LAZER EYES!!!
[1d20+2] = 18+2 = 20
[1d20+2] = 19+2 = 21
[1d6] = 5

If blind Gurzubar feels he can swing his axe without hitting his companions he will. If he doesn't, then he will blindly look upwards and shoot his lazer eyes.

Gurzubar trades his sword for the Battle Axe of Cleaving and takes the ration.

Yes, Gurzubar Int is 11