As the giant approaches, Channas pulls out his holy symbol.

Friend! I am a novice healer, but I want to help.

Channas casts Cure Light Wounds on the colossus (unless he refuses the gesture).

For this action:

Initiative [1d20] = 16

Channas thinks that it would be best, all things considered, to mosey on over to the other side of that bridge, for a more discrete distance from all those angry creatures. So that's what he does. Is the giant falling back to the bridge, or does he intend to bugger off? Initiative [1d20] = 16

Dex modifiers are for aim, such as a bow shot or a thrown hand axe, dagger, or anything else that you wish to toss. Modifying both initiative and THACO? ... I see that this encounter isn't over. I guess my next action for the coming round is the CLW spell. Should I delete my post and wait for RT an...

Channas exhales long and slow and reaches for his wineskin. No. Ahh— He inhales short and sharp. A couple broken ribs. Well, nothing a god can't cure. He holds his hand over his chest and mutters the familiar prayer. His hand glows briefly in the dark. Cure Light Wounds [1d8] = 8 That's much better....

By the contents of Tempus's impregnable scrotum, another orc! Is he a shaman? How many are around? Channas is prepared to attempt to hold the creature in place with Hold Person . Channas is annoyed with his tendency to anthropomorphize creatures. He recalls the time he saw a nude swanmay in McCreep...

Channas finds himself humming I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go People know the part, I'm playin' ... Wait, what? Did an enormous orc just save my life then suggest that we find a tavern? Is there perchance a Master Narrator close by who can explain this? Preferably as he or she strums a lute wi...

Oof! Who put these rocks here? Oh my god, for running from a battle! Foehammer disapproved, I will make amends by taking a prisoner, if I can. Calling upon his authority as a loyal servant of his god, Channas commands in Orcish the ogre nearest him to DIE ! It's my understanding that the duration o...

Channas hastens (read: sprints) away from the ogres.

Initiative [1d10] = 3

Having just witnessed two very large ogres being dispatched with relative ease by you my sudden companions, and being forced to appreciate the apparent dangers of this world, and, finally, revealing a perhaps liturgical fondness for participial phrasing, I find myself inclined to sojourn with you b...

I see that I have chosen a suitable deity for this plane! Channas shouts lustily in Orcish.

Channas leaps (or rolls, or struggles feebly) back to his feet. He blocks if he must, and counterattacks if he can.

Whilst he admires Sus's first shot, cringes at the second shot, and regrets his singing abilities, Channas lets loose a sling bullet at the ogre to the right. initiative [1d20] = 7 sling bullet v S/M [1d4+1] = 2+1 = 3 v L [1d6+1] = 6+1 = 7 Oh. Forgot to roll to hit. THACO 18: [1d20] = 9 . Adj. -2 fo...

To be fair to RT, it's not his fault that his horse spooked, and in any case a mage shouldn't necessarily be too involved in combat scenarios .. one good hit and RT is no longer any use to this or any other party.*

*Not to be interpreted as a free pass to avoid any and all fighting.

An orcish blur? Well everything is a bit of a blur for me at the moment, but I haven't noticed a blur with orcish features. Which I think are features I would be likely to notice, since of course orcs appear to have committed themselves to killing me, and anyone who resembles me. ... So, as we prog...

Well that guy has a set. I don't know about you, but I could use a drink. Channas reaches for a sizeable waterskin. He mutters something and gestures over the skin with a trembling hand. He raises the skin in the darkness. To your health. Or something. He takes a swig. That's better. He holds the s...

If Sus ever uses a shield, this should be the emblem:

grey_starr wrote:are we there yet?

drooling tree-climbing tunnel-worm!

... Am I doing it right?


Edit: And cscott's post REPORTED for mentioning ... We'll have none of that!

Sus background win! I love that peeking through the fourth wall.